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Star Wars age 9: The Unintentionally Comic Adaptation of 1977
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Tantive IV Pursued (1)
Tantive IV Pursued (2)
Tantive IV Pursued (3)
Tantive IV Captured (4)
Tantive Sucked-Up (5)
Rebels Prepare for the Attack (6)
Meet Threepio and Artoo (7)
Something Stinks! (8)
Stormtroopers Break Through (9)
Blood and Gore (10)
Mechanically Recovered Rebel (11)
3P0 Entangled (12)
We Meet Luke (13)
We Meet Darth (14)
Life Pod F-Toom! (15)
We Meet Biggs (16)
Droids Escape (17)
Stunning Leia (18)
Leia she's a bit rough (19)
Bigguns (20)
Meet Death Star - Again (21)
Crash Landing (22)
II
Copy and Paste (0)
When Droids Cry (1)
A Forlorn Hope (2)
Jawas Capture 3P0 (3)
Artoo all alone (4)
Artoo's not alone (5)
Artoo Gets Zapped (6)
The Sandcrawler (7)
In the Sandcrawler (8)
We're Doomed! (9)
Irish Gun Nuts (10)
III
Lars Homestead Geek Test (1)
But I was going into Toshi (2)
Lack of Waiters (3)
She's Beautiful (4)
Thank the Maker! 2010 (5)
Jammed Real Good! 2010 (6)
IV
Hmmph! (1)
Founnnd You! (2)
Colonel Gaderaffi Sticks (3)
'E's Dead Guv'nor (4)
Words to Live by (5)
These Dewbacks are Pants (6)
Oh he's not dead, not yet (7)
I seem to have found it (8)
Your Father's Lightsaber (9)
I hate the Empire an' all (10)
Vader Was Seduced (11)
That's Your Uncle Talking (12)
She's Terrifickkk (13)
Do What You Feel Luke (14)
Look, Gaffii Sticks (15)
Zoooom! (16)
Makeup! (17)
Wait, Luke! (18)
Stormtroopers! Home Quick! (19)
Smouldering Piles! (20)
Nooooo! (21)
Jawa Burning (22)
V
Scum & Villainy (1)
What a Hole! (2)
Bad Cop, er... Bad Cop (3)
You May Pass (4)
A little Rough (6)
I Don't Like You Either (7)
No Blasters! (8)
Hai! (9)
Solo's the Name (10)
Passage to Alderann (11)
Han Shot First (12)
What a Piece of Junk (13)
Take 'Em Men (14)
We're Haulin' Jets! (15)
Blast Off! (16)
Credits - whoo-hoo! (16b)
Farewell Tatooine (17)
VI
Interrogation (01)
Falcon Pursued (02)
Hyperspace! (03)
Space Chess (04)
Arm Ripping (05)
A New Strategy (06)
They're on Dantooine (07)
Your Eyes Can Deceive You (08)
Hocus Pocus (09)
Jam its transmission! (10)
That's No Moon (11)
Chewie, full reverse! (12)
Tractor Beam (13)
Would You Look at it Kid? (14)
Was this trip really necessary? (15)
I Hate Space Travel (16)
C'mon you creeps! (17)
She Lied to Us! (18)
VII
Get Your Toe Outa My Ear! (01)
Who's the more foolish (02)
THX-1138 (03)
I Sense Something... (04)
Hi There! (05)
His Howling - your blasting (06)
She's Here (07)
What Princess? (08)
We have to rescue her! (09)
She's Rich... (10)
Let's Go (11)
It's Loose! (12)
Good Shot Kid! (13)
Slight Weapon Malfunction (14)
Boring conversation anyway (15)
Cell 2187 (16)
Short Stormtrooper? (17)
The Smoke Clears (18)
Obi Wan? (19)
I'm Luke Skywalker! (20)
Obi Wan is Here! (21)
Only Escape Route (22)
Jeepers! (23)
Solo! (24)
VIII
Retreat! (01)
Begging Your Forgiveness (02)
Give me that blaster (03)
He's the brains Sweetheart (04)
Some Rescue! (05)
Women! (06)
incredible-smell-07
It's Vacuum Sealed! (08)
Something Alive! (09)
Blast it! (10)
Walls Getting Closer (11)
Try to brace it (12)
They're Madmen! (13)
Slippery Ben (14)
What was that? (15)
We're Saved! (16)
They're Dying! (17)
Walking Carpet (18)
It's a Wonder (19)
Yeehaw! (20)
Dead End (21)
Home Free? (22)
For luck! (23)
We Made It! (24)
Get to the ship (25)
It's now - or never (26)
I'll just make it (27)
Now I am the Master (28)
Zip Zzap! (29)
Heed my words (30)
Not this time! (31)
He's disappeared (32)
Ben!!! (33)
Oh, boo-hoo (34)
IX
I heard his voice (01)
TIE Fighters! (02)
Uh, okay (03)
Here they come! (04)
She'll hold together (05)
Trust me Luke (06)
Use the Force (07)
Tracking Device (08)
X
Sit Down Wedge (01)
Man Your Ships (02)
Take Care Han (03)
Execute! (04)
Torpedoes Away! (05)
Eject Porky, eject! (06)
Hang on Biggs (07)
A Little Cooked (08)
We Need More Time (09)
Eatin' Trench (10)
Bad Company (11)
Devil of a Flier (12)
Biggs! (13)
We Lost Biggs (14)
I'll Take Him Myself (15)
All Clear Kid! (16)
Blow this thing! (17)
I don't care (18)
Good shot kid! (19)
Epilogue (20)
The End (21)
The Back Cover! (22)
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Meeting Steve Sansweet
Passing Notes & Total Destruction
Kenobi's Quack Philosophy
The Making of Star Wars and the ‘excitingly familiar’
Conventions, Obsessions & Disappointment
New Developments
Re-launched & Rewound
Announcing the new site!
Leave That Thing Alone!
SWa9: Special Editions
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