Pt.VIII: In a Jam
It's pretty much NON-STOP BLASTING from here on readers!!
Our heroes get to know one another in the more intimate surroundings of the Trash compactor
Leia's appearance takes on a whole new definition - if you like - of extreme ugliness. "But I've seen her Han she's - UGLY!" Not possible? Stay tuned.
We get possibly the longest, most brain-torturing sentence since John Ruskin. But it's funny!
Solo realises he hates Leia.
And we wave goodbye to Ben in a manner even less dignified than in the movie.
All of these tantalising nuggets sifted from the grit, and more, in the version you've been bloody-well gagging for since 1977. Let's go »
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